{"product_id":"what-rhymes-with-birthday-card","title":"What Rhymes With Birthday Card","description":"Shakespeare? Overrated.  \nHaikus? Too much counting.  \nRhyming “birthday”? Impossible… unless you’ve had two glasses of Pinot.\n\nIntroducing the card that solves poetry with alcohol:\n\n“What Rhymes With Birthday? Wine.”  \nElegant. Honest. Slightly tipsy.\n\nPerfect For:\n\n- Birthdays (obviously) 🥳\n- Wine enthusiasts 🍷 (they’ll nod in approval before lecturing you about tannins)\n- Friends who think Prosecco is a food group\n- Self-gifting (pair with a bottle for maximum impact)\n\nCard Specs (aka Boozy Brilliance):\n\n- Premium cardstock, durable enough to survive a Cabernet spill. A6 Size.\n- Blank inside — write heartfelt words or just a list of your top 5 wines\n- Envelope included, because handing someone a naked card is criminal\n- Scientifically proven* to make birthdays 42% more fun  \n(*Science = me, after 3 glasses of rosé)\n\n⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Totally Legit Reviews:\n\n- “My friend opened this, immediately demanded a Chardonnay.","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45683596656801,"sku":"CD-CF-WRWB","price":5.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0635\/0163\/1649\/files\/f3c19c2efe9ca4ac985096a0f2cd290b834dca19a257bcb9510281261cc85207.png?v=1769931589","url":"https:\/\/countrylivinghomewares.com.au\/products\/what-rhymes-with-birthday-card","provider":"Country Living Homewares","version":"1.0","type":"link"}