{"product_id":"youre-my-favorite-weirdo-card","title":"You're My Favorite Weirdo Card","description":"Love is weird. Friendship is weirder. And this card? It’s the ultimate declaration of: “Yes, you’re a complete oddball… but you’re MY oddball.”\n\nForget boring Hallmark fluff. This is for the people who:\n\n * Send you random memes at 3am\n\n * Have strong opinions about snacks\n\n * Make you laugh until you pee in public\n\n * Might actually be banned from at least one establishment (allegedly)\n\nSpecs:\n\n * Premium cardstock (tougher than your questionable life choices)\n\n * Blank inside — perfect for in-jokes or cryptic doodles only your weirdo will understand\n\n * Envelope included, so you look legit while giving chaos in card form\n\n⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Totally Real, Totally Unhinged Reviews:\n\n “Finally, a card that says what I can’t shout in public without being escorted out.” – Jess, Melbourne\n\n“My partner laughed so hard, they snorted wine out their nose. Romance lives.” – Sam, Bristol\n\n“Gave this to my best mate. Now we sign all texts ‘Your Favorite Weirdo.’ People are concerned.” – Kylie, Dungog","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45683596853409,"sku":"CD-CF-YMFW","price":5.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0635\/0163\/1649\/files\/d40fd72914bd8ac76da1bb64a397d21744b95fcef470d37599e6997047de6e92.png?v=1769931600","url":"https:\/\/countrylivinghomewares.com.au\/products\/youre-my-favorite-weirdo-card","provider":"Country Living Homewares","version":"1.0","type":"link"}