What Rhymes With Birthday Card
$5.99
Shakespeare? Overrated.
Haikus? Too much counting.
Rhyming “birthday”? Impossible… unless you’ve had two glasses of Pinot.
Introducing the card that solves poetry with alcohol:
“What Rhymes With Birthday? Wine.”
Elegant. Honest. Slightly tipsy.
Perfect For:
- Birthdays (obviously) 🥳
- Wine enthusiasts 🍷 (they’ll nod in approval before lecturing you about tannins)
- Friends who think Prosecco is a food group
- Self-gifting (pair with a bottle for maximum impact)
Card Specs (aka Boozy Brilliance):
- Premium cardstock, durable enough to survive a Cabernet spill. A6 Size.
- Blank inside — write heartfelt words or just a list of your top 5 wines
- Envelope included, because handing someone a naked card is criminal
- Scientifically proven* to make birthdays 42% more fun
(*Science = me, after 3 glasses of rosé)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Totally Legit Reviews:
- “My friend opened this, immediately demanded a Chardonnay.
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